So welcome to a little experiment here
at Blogzilla 1985. Team BZ85 has been putting together a collection
of stories that we're going to give a little time to for your viewing
pleasure. We'll try to make it a daily thing, but considering the
attention spans of our staff, IE me, we can't guarantee anything. But
enough of your promiscuous mother, let's get to the headlines!
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES
That's right, tonight is the first in a
series of debates featuring our two candidates.
Two-because in a country filled with
different races and ideals we're lucky enough to cram all that
diversity into two political parties.
So what's on the agenda tonight? Well
obviously the economy will be front and center, as rich old white guy
is gonna try to put that uppity boy in his place. A recent study
showed that unemployment is down, once again, but that will do little
to calm the nerves of Uncle Jedidah and his kin from using it as an
excuse to hate “that one,” if I can quote John McCain.